Is my monstera dead yet?
09/25/2026: Even more...
LEAF!
09/25/2026: LEAF!
Resist the urge to touch.
09/21/2026: IT'S STILL HAPPENING!.
...
09/20/2026: SOMETHING IS HAPPENING!.
It's alive!.
09/17/2026: A plant that I wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley.
It's lived a rough life.
09/03/2026: Is this thing made of plastic?
Suppressing the intrusive thoughts of digging it up to at least see if the roots are growing.
08/23/2026: Still still still no
Nothing has changed...
08/17/2026: Still still no
The upper leaf has curled more, but it has been doomed since it was kinked in the move
08/07/2026: Still no
It looks so much more exactly the same.
07/30/2026: Nope!
But it's not looking good.